Blogging rescue !

When i wrote my first blog one of my good fren's reaction. "Come on u dnt have good writing skills". Well my dear fren cant see the big picture. Its all part of Obama's stimulus plan to recover frm deepening recession. Obama is personally calling all those who lost their jobs and urging them to write just anything on blog. This will create demand in virtual economy that will increse ad rates giving enuf money to many corporates to pay bonus. Anyway they dont have to pay back debts as its public money. Obama's huge calling will also strengthen telecom sector. Well then why I am writing as I am half (m)baked and an year away frm any job...because beacuse all those who are aspirin to be placed shud take preventive measure as they might get laid off even before they get job. See most of the jobless celebreities are already on blog. Even shilpa shetty decided to get married and save many people's time.

Hail Obama !  He is bringing change.. (100 cents for a dollar)...Genius!

Pigs are angry!

After huge success of slumdog, pigs in India are annoyed. Annoyed that dogs are stealing their fame... they argue that they are the real slum dwellers. As per the report from CNN-IBN, Rajeev Saredesai, spokesperson of Pig's Congress, there argument hold some water. Ahywhere u go in India u find pigs..gracefully moving in open drains and feeding on shit. Infact they also complaint that municpal corporation is not paying them for shit cleaning. But can they be compensated??

Can we change the name to Slumpig millinoaire ? Wat abt the oscars? oscars committee might roll back the awards...they gave it all just becasue of name. Otherwise why "Gunda" (yah the same legendery movie of Mithunda !) is not given even a single one. Reason is "Gunda" just didn't sound grt. 

COming back to pigs..Menka Gandhi too is angry. Pigs didnt come to her first rather to sardesai...well she has her own pig to take care of. Jail is not the right place, drain is.

Well in all this shithole we are forgetting pigs again. Pigistan sorry Pakistan has also lodged a complaint that Indians are getting undue advantage in diplomacy for a movie not made by their people. They fully support pigs movement as they want to create insurgency in India like in Kashmir. 

I dont want this crap to go on. My take...well piggies u guys are just not worth the fame. Dogs are more faithful they deserve it. Its a moral dilemma for ethical acitvist across the world but lets for the time being celebrate dogs and forget pigs.